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i wanna be cleopatra queen of the egypt, the most creative answer get 10 pts.

Come on, admit it, this whole God Vs. Allah thing is getting OLD…
Let’s revert back to the proper olden times where there were millions of gods and goddesses for everything…

Gods of music
goddesses of virginity
gods of war
goddesses of love and sex…

So much cooler are they then the ones we currently have?? (well that Indian chick with eight arms is pretty cool but she doesn’t count)

We would be so busy rushing from one chapel to another depending on what we were doing that day, that no one would have a chance to get into wars about who’se god was bigger or harder or had a cooler beard or whatever.

So It starts here – once we have got enough people together we can start naming the new gods:
(eg., Brian the god of breakfast etc.,)…

LETS GO TO WORK

I’m writing a story and using the japanese goddess of luck and beauty as a big character. I didn’t want to just make up a biography for her, but I coulnd’t find anyhting about her. Anyone know anything about her?

When the mythic Gods, the Titans, are released and kill all the elders, Leo is forced to take over. Meanwhile, a mysterious Whitelighter from the future guides the Charmed Ones when Leo gives the girls the ultimate power to vanquish the Titans, recreating them as Greek Goddesses, despite the risk that they will be seduced by their vast new powers.

Willys cynical thought for the day;

I wasn’t looking for ‘wisdom’ from a freaking T-shirt. I was checking out your hoots!

1. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

2. All stressed out and no one to choke.

3. And your point is…

4. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

5. Remember my name — you’ll be screaming it later.

6. You KNOW you want me.

7. Don’t worry. It’ll only seem kinky the first time…

8. Of course I don’t look busy… I did it right the first time.

9. I’m multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

10. If ignorance is bliss you must be in heaven.

11. Listen Bucko; you clean weeds with a Hoe. Now you owe me $10 for reading my t*ts.

12, Wine me, dine me, 69 me.

13. Forget Subtlety F@CK ME NOW!

14. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

15. Please tell your pants its not polite to point.

16. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

17. I hate everybody, and you’re next.

18. How can I miss you if you won’t go away?

19. If we are what we eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy.

20. Nobody knows I’m not wearing underwear

21. Please don’t talk to my breasts. You won’t be meeting them.

22. 51% love goddess…49% b*tch. Care to push your luck?

23. My body is my temple, now get on your knees and pray.

24. It’s not the size that counts, it’s…no, wait, size does count.

25. Message continued on back. On the back it says, NO you DUMMY I meant lay me on my back!

And this one I’m going to sell on Evilbay as a Tanktop for women; Let go of my ears, I know what the freak I am doing! That will be regular on the front & upside down on the back, for you know who to read! BWAAAAHAHAHA

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

From; WILLYS JOKES 4/7/06 Women’s T-Sshirts Best Jokes anywhere!

I’m not gonna sit here and bash on anyone, I just want to know if people of any religions actually believe their god no matter who it is will punish them for questioning him? I know everyone will just tell me they need to have faith but blind faith doesn’t seem like a good idea, that’s how a cult gets started. It’s ok to believe in God or Allah or Vishnu or Shiva but I’d encourage some one to question it, I think it’s human propaganda that tell you not to question your lord not your lord himself. Although as a buddhist I don’t believe in any god or goddesses, that’s partly why I ask. Open mindedness is something I think should be encouraged, not threatened with hellfire.
I’d like to thank one_angry_wolverine for supplying that verse from the buddhist doctrine because I’ve read it in my studying buddhism and I loved that passage but I only have it in a book and would take forever to type out.
In response to some of the answer I’m not really on a spiritual quest, I’m following the buddhist teachings to help be a good person but I don’t plan on becoming enlightened in this lifetime, I’m not the Buddha. I’ve just never seen anything that compelled me enough to say some divine being created me and is all powerful, although I won’t deny Jesus was a great person worthy of many praise even if I don’t believe the God he followed. And I don’t have a quarrel with any one who does believe in God until they become overbearing, and I know it will rub some people the wrong way but I believe very very firmly in everything scientific because it provides proof that can’t be disproved, and I’ve studdied evolution and think the evidence is more than sufficient to support it, sorry to whom this offends. But I’ll always remain open minded to all proof of anything.

I enrolled in one. I just hope it’s not too hard for my pretty little Goddess head!