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Willys cynical thought for the day;
I wasn’t looking for ‘wisdom’ from a freaking T-shirt. I was checking out your hoots!
1. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
2. All stressed out and no one to choke.
3. And your point is…
4. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
5. Remember my name — you’ll be screaming it later.
6. You KNOW you want me.
7. Don’t worry. It’ll only seem kinky the first time…
8. Of course I don’t look busy… I did it right the first time.
9. I’m multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
10. If ignorance is bliss you must be in heaven.
11. Listen Bucko; you clean weeds with a Hoe. Now you owe me $10 for reading my t*ts.
12, Wine me, dine me, 69 me.
13. Forget Subtlety F@CK ME NOW!
14. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
15. Please tell your pants its not polite to point.
16. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
17. I hate everybody, and you’re next.
18. How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
19. If we are what we eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy.
20. Nobody knows I’m not wearing underwear
21. Please don’t talk to my breasts. You won’t be meeting them.
22. 51% love goddess…49% b*tch. Care to push your luck?
23. My body is my temple, now get on your knees and pray.
24. It’s not the size that counts, it’s…no, wait, size does count.
25. Message continued on back. On the back it says, NO you DUMMY I meant lay me on my back!
And this one I’m going to sell on Evilbay as a Tanktop for women; Let go of my ears, I know what the freak I am doing! That will be regular on the front & upside down on the back, for you know who to read! BWAAAAHAHAHA
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
From; WILLYS JOKES 4/7/06 Women’s T-Sshirts Best Jokes anywhere!
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my fart stinks
hahaha…hehee good fun.
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“You Say I’m a B!tch Like It’s a Bad Thing!”
hahaha…hehee good fun.
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Superb!!!
hahaha…hehee good fun.
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I had a night mare i was your girlfriend
excuse me im trying to ignore you
warning do not touch you may get burned
roses are red,boys are nasty, idon’t like you,so just walk right past me
out of my mind,be back in 5 minutes
hahaha…hehee good fun.
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Is stupid your native language?
fine if i cant sit at your table im gona kick the fuc*kin leggs off!
NO im not deaf im fuck*in ignoring you
empathy is for people who give a sh*it
hahaha…hehee good fun.
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