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Willys cynical thought for the day;

I wasn’t looking for ‘wisdom’ from a freaking T-shirt. I was checking out your hoots!

1. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

2. All stressed out and no one to choke.

3. And your point is…

4. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

5. Remember my name — you’ll be screaming it later.

6. You KNOW you want me.

7. Don’t worry. It’ll only seem kinky the first time…

8. Of course I don’t look busy… I did it right the first time.

9. I’m multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

10. If ignorance is bliss you must be in heaven.

11. Listen Bucko; you clean weeds with a Hoe. Now you owe me $10 for reading my t*ts.

12, Wine me, dine me, 69 me.

13. Forget Subtlety F@CK ME NOW!

14. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

15. Please tell your pants its not polite to point.

16. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

17. I hate everybody, and you’re next.

18. How can I miss you if you won’t go away?

19. If we are what we eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy.

20. Nobody knows I’m not wearing underwear

21. Please don’t talk to my breasts. You won’t be meeting them.

22. 51% love goddess…49% b*tch. Care to push your luck?

23. My body is my temple, now get on your knees and pray.

24. It’s not the size that counts, it’s…no, wait, size does count.

25. Message continued on back. On the back it says, NO you DUMMY I meant lay me on my back!

And this one I’m going to sell on Evilbay as a Tanktop for women; Let go of my ears, I know what the freak I am doing! That will be regular on the front & upside down on the back, for you know who to read! BWAAAAHAHAHA

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From; WILLYS JOKES 4/7/06 Women’s T-Sshirts Best Jokes anywhere!

Is a kiss a transfer of karma…….?

When this boy kissed me the other day..I felt such an inward something occur..especially as I relaxed with his arms around me. After our lips were apart I just rested there…kind of leaning on his chest and smelling his scent. I felt his breathing on my chest and he kind of caressed the side of my face a little. It seemed to make me see my own heart for a few minutes. I know that sounds unique. Truthfully it made me so crazy but I also felt some kind of karma imparted. Like his to mine. I also felt like I owned him for a moment in that goddess consciousness. Please share with me your insight.

Christmas and Easter…pagan holidays??!!?

I just watched a documentary that claims Christmas and Easter are pagan holidays that were adopted by early christians. Easter was a pagan fertility festival that involved orgies and virgin sacrifice. Pagan rituals were based on seasonal / celestial events and the pagans used the first day of spring (spring equinox) for this. The main fertility symbols were the egg and the rabbit (as in, “they reproduce like rabbits”). I was skeptical at first, but then I started thinking about eggs and rabbits and how those two things DO bring to mind fertility (I grew up on a farm and rabbits really do just have sex all day!), and I could think of nothing that they would have to do with Jesus!

From the internet:
The ancient goddess, Eostre, a Saxon deity who symbolized new life and fertility, was the key symbol of this celebration which was also known as Ostara.

Does anyone know if any of this is true and what bunnies and eggs have to do with Jesus and God? Are we worshipping pagan gods!?

If you could be a god/goddess of the day or the night, which would it be? and why?

If you could be a god/goddess of the day or the night, which would it be? and why?

What if you are really created as a goddess…?

I feel as if I have been created as a very beautiful and goddess like child of God. The Bible says that through Jesus I am recreated in Gods image. Then that makes me a little child like goddess daughter of His. I feel it every second of the day. Why wouldnt I be one ? I dont take any credit for it any more than a painting claims to have painted itself.I am simply as he is… ” I am “. Isnt this a way of saying I exist and Im a beautiful portrait..one thats not of my making ? Do you comprehend this statement>>> He is lovely..He is beautiful…He is so beautiful and He has carved me out of Himself ? . . Also…” In Him I am…I am…in Him…I am…” If you do..please comment ?

Bronze Goddess

Perfect for sunny summer days or warm tropical evenings, this simple look accentuates your eyes with a sultry bronze glow. This is my go-to look this summer, so I hope you all enjoy it :) . Products used: Dior forever spf 25 foundation (shade 20) – perfect foundation for summer! NARS Laguna bronzer MAC ripe peach blush UDPP BarryM dazzledust no. 39 MAC bronze eyeshadow Bessame face powder (from www.cocobeau.co.uk)* UD 24/7 liner in zero Estee Lauder sumptuous volume black mascara (currently my every day mascara)* The Body Shop lipstick no.42* Dear FTC: All products marked with * were given to me at events or sent to me for review/ use in tutorials, but I don’t discriminate.

Do you give thanks to Ra’Allah every day.?

We in the Zaidiyyah sect of Islam give thanks every day to Ra’Allah, that is to Ra the Sun God and his counterpart Allah, the god/goddess of the moon.

Praise be to Ra’Allah who has given us joy and life.

Enjoy the New Islam which Ra’Allah has given you.

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